But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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