so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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