you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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