I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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