wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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