Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We are all done wearing pants today
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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