He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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