Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Someone came in the potted fern
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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