Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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