I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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