I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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