I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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