You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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