My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
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so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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