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(810): View more from Michigan

I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room

(810): View more from Michigan

Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this

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(480): View more from Arizona

ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result

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(980): View more from North Carolina

so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.

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(310): View more from California

something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up

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(925): View more from California

I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.

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(954): View more from Florida

My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??

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(847): View more from Illinois

woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow

(312): View more from Illinois

haha i wouldn't expect any less of you

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(316): View more from Kansas

My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car

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