Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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