"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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