R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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