We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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