Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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