YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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