Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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