i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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