Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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