i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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