Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
ugly people sure do ruin things
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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