i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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