Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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