I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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