He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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