I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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