My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
