may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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