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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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