white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
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The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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