Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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