can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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