found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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