is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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