What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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