I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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