Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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