My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Watching her eat just hurts me
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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