Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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