Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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