they need to just BURY HIM!
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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