shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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