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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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