Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
