Joe is yelling at the trees again.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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