I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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