I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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