she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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