I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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