..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I need help removing her.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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