Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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