Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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